I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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