I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize
