I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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