It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
