why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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