A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I use my feet as sexual weapons
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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