it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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