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I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
My dick has a subreddit
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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