hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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