Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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