So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
babies were throwing up all over the place
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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