Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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Have fun and good luck.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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