508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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