I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
The ass gains better be worth it
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