Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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