Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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