I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So gin and wine won't be happening again
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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