Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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