theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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