I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Randomize
