Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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