No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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