I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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