But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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