after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
