You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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