Me. At least after what I've been through.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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