Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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