You're my little dorito
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
That's how pantless uber rides happen
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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