But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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