And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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