Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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