Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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