ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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