CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
time to smoke my breakfast
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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