Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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