haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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