so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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