wake up i wanna do it froggy style
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
