yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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