no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
