at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
