at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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