Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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