Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
