So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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