do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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