Just mADE A PArabola og urine
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm like, not good at living.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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