he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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