do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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