Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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