Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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