Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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