he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
We're hate flirting, damnit.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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