so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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