I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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